Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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