- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Women's rights

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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