- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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