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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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