Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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So I was walking down the road today

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Misner is a twat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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