- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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