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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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