Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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