Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

European on my shoes, buddy.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

speak now or forever hold your pee

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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