- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

how do you call someone? use a phone

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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