A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

The holocaust

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Lil Wayne

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Sixty... eight

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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