What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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women's rights

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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