roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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