- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

all these jokes are horrible now

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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