If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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black chicken. kfc

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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