There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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