Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

im telling maguire

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats brown a sticky, shit

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

this website even though its hilarious.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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