- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Water? I hardly know her.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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