Women's rights.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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