- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Cheese

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Your mother just died.

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