what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

this website even though its hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

A man penetrates another man.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

im telling maguire

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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