- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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