- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

hey justin

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??