I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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