- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Trump will make America great again.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

The EPA.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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