Your adopted.....

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Leave. Now.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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