- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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