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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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