what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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4 hours later.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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