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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

SHUT UP JP

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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