- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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