- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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