Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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ok

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