- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

irish man drinking john smiths

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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