Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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