this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

girls basketball

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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