what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your Mom The End.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

irish man drinking john smiths

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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