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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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