- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu