Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

The FCC

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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