Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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a. why? b. because

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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