- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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