- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Women's rights.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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