How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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