My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Golf.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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tim has no humor

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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