Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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