- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

I enjoy Popcorn

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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