The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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DEATH.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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a chinese man pays the full price

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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