- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Please ignore this statement.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Grace Ackerson

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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