- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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