a chinese man pays the full price

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

I'm hungry.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you scare a black man? You dont

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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