A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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dead dibbs

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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