Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

White NBA players.

Black people.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hello.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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