- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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