- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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