How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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