- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

women's rights

KOOKABURRA

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How old is victor? Half past dead

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??