way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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I was watching Fox news.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Women's rights.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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