What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Title IX

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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