Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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