Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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