- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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