- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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