- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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