- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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