- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A black student graduated High School

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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