- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

bite me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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