- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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